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SHE SAID, HE HEARD


>> >What a Woman says:
>> >
>> >"This place is a mess!  C'mon,
>> >You and I need to clean up,
>> >Your stuff is lying on the floor
>> >and you'll have no clothes to wear
>> >if we don't do laundry right now!"
>> >
>> >What a man hears:
>> >
>> >blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
>> >blah, blah, blah,YOU AND I
>> >blah, blah ON THE FLOOR
>> >blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES,
>> >blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

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