A BLONDE KIDNAPPER
>A Blonde was down on her luck. >In order to raise some money, she decided to >kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. > >She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, >took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." > >She then wrote a note saying, >"I've kidnapped your kid. >Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag >and put it under the pecan tree next to the >slide on the North side of the playground. >Signed, A Blonde." > >The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt >and sent him home to show it to his parents. >The next morning the Blonde checked, >and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting >beneath the pecan tree. >The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 >with a note that said, >"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"