THE BLONDE'S DIET
>> >> A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. >> >> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, >> >> and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. >> >> The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." >> >> >> >> When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly >> 20 >> >> pounds. >> >> >> >> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my >> >> instructions?" >> >> >> >> The blonde nodded... >> >> "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd >> day." >> >> "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." >> >> No, from skipping."