MAGIC ELEVATOR
>> >> An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed >> by >> >> almost everything they saw, but especially by the two shiny, silver >> >> walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked >> his >> >> father, "What is this, Father?" >> >> >> >> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, >> >> "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I >> >> don't know what it is!" While the boy and his father >> >> were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair >> >> rolled up between them and entered the small room. >> >> The walls closed and the boy and his father watched >> >> small circles of lights with numbers above the walls >> >> light up. They continued to watch the circles light up >> >> in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again >> >> and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. >> >> >> >> The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your >> >> mother."