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>> > Sex For Lent >> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> > >> > As an ultimate test of his will power, a man decided to give up sex >> for >> > Lent. Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to >> support >> > him in this effort. The first few weeks weren't too difficult. >> Things got >> > tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her >> dowdiest >> > night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last >> couple of >> > weeks were extremely tough on the husband, so the wife took to >> locking the >> > bedroom door and forcing the husband to sleep on the couch. Easter >> morning >> > finally came. A knock came on the wife's bedroom door. "KNOCK!!! >> KNOCK!!! >> > KNOCK!!!" >> > husband: "Guess who?" >> > wife: "I know who it is!" >> > husband:"Guess what I want?" >> > wife: "I know what you want!" >> > husband: "Guess what I'm knockin' with?"