ALL THE EQUIPMENT
>>> A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The >>> husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred >>> to read. >>> >>> One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and >>> decided to take a short nap. >>> >>> The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with >>> the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her >>> book. >>> >>> Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, >>> "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >>> >>> "Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, 'Is this >>> guy blind, or what?' >>> >>> "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. >>> >>> "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" >>> >>> "But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in >>> and write you up." >>> >>> "If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate >>> woman. >>> >>> "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff. >>> >>> "Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment.