MONKEY SEE MONKEY EAT
>An amusing story... > >A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink >and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the >place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then >grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool >table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. > >The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your >monkey just did?" >The guy says, "No, what?" >"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the >bartender. >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. He >eats everything in sight, the little ...monkey. I'll pay for the >cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. > >Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey >with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the >bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a >marachino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls >it out, >and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey >did >now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the patron. >"Well, he stuck a marachino cherry up his butt, then pulled it >out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. >"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He >still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that darn cue ball > >he measures everything first!"