BILL AND HILLARY
>> > Bill & Hillary Clinton were sleeping one night at the White House. >> > Hillary wakes up and starts shaking Bill to wake him up. "Bill, >> > Bill wake up." >> > >> > Bill stays sleeping. Hillary continues, "Bill, Bill wake up." Bill >> > finally >> > wakes up and says, "What do you want?" >> > >> > Hillary responds, "I have to go use the bathroom." >> > >> > To which Bill says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to >> > tell me you have to go to the bathroom." >> > >> > Hillary says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."