HILLS HALLOWEEN HUMOR
> Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe, as it >happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along >a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob >could barely see 10 feet in front of the car. suddenly the car >skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no >avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. > > Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he >looks over at the passenger seat and sees his new wife unconscious, >with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, >Bob knows he has to carry her to the nearest phone. > > Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. > > After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, >which is coming from an old, large house. He approaches the door and >knocks. > > > A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob >immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife >Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been >seriously hurt 'Can I please use your phone?'" > > "I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My >master is a doctor; come in and I will get him." > > Bob brings his wife in. An elegant man comes down the stairs. "I'm >afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; > I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, >and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. >Igor, bring them down to the laboratory." > > With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob >following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob > collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob >on an adjoining table. > > After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "things >are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master >work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. > > The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs >the steps to his conservatory, which houses his pipe organ. For it >is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a >stirring, almost haunting, melody fills the house. > > Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. As the music fills >the lab, his eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on >Betty Hill's hand twitch. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins >to rise! He is furthur amazed as Betty sits straight up! > > Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the >conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master: > > "Master, Master!.......The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"