SON-IN-LAW
>V I B R A T O R >> >>A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming >from >>her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter >naked >>on the bed with a vibrator. >> >>"What are you doing?" she exclaimed. >> >>The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and >>this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." >> >>Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound >coming >>from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked >on a >>sofa with her vibrator. >> >>"What are you doing?" he exclaimed. >> >>The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and >>this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." >> >>A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time >in >>the living room. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching >>television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. >> >>"What are you doing?"she asked. >> >>He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."