Here is a picture of my cat.

Officially, her name is Abigail. In real life, she is the leader of the Nah-Hah's, which is a group of 10 omnipotent creatures who have a goal no less than universal domination. The Nah-Hah's are all powerful, and put the people of conquered planets to work in the salt mines, or just destroy them. Her real name is YikYik. The YikYik is on a reconasance mission to Earth to exploit its weaknesses and attack at the most oppurtune moment. As you may have guessed, the Nah-Hah's are on the dumb side. Why would she, an omnipotent being, be afraid of a few nuclear weapons? An even better example of her stupidity is the way she blurts out her plans for domination. She would eat us all if she found out i knew, but when she is communicating with another Nah-Hah(say, Dunatis for example), what she is saying is heard through her speakers. Also, she once conquered a planet named Fortra. Before she made a move, she decided to spy on them like she is doing to us. The only problem is that she figured the language of Fortra is Fortran. Knowing Fortran will not help you understand what an alien civilization is saying. Odly enough, she can only understand English if it is spoken in a normal tone, meaning no whispers. You can whisper as loud as you want, but she can still not understand it. The YikYik has several minions including her work bees and the cult of the Nah-Hahs.

a typical work bee
The work bees have a very important job. The YikYik, even though she is a lifeform, is powered by fusion reactors. About once every 5 years, they will blow up. When that happens, the YikYik needs new fusion reactors, which is where the work bees come in. The work bees will get her the new fusion reactors and also clean up any trace that there was a meltdown. The YikYik could still survive on her other forms of energy. She doesn't even need the fusion reactors because she is omnipotent. She has them for some strange reason that is beyond me. The work bees also are in charge of building stuff for the Nah-Hah's.
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