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1. What do you think are good names for children: Scott and Jenny. Bill Gates IV. Mozilla and Dotcom.
2. What's a telephone? A thing with a round dial you use to talk to others. A telecommunications device with 12 keys. Something you plug into a modem.
3. Which punctuation is most correct?
) I had a wonderful day!
I had a **wonderful** day!!!
I had a wonderful day :-)
4. You wake up at 4:00 a.m. and decide to: Visit the washroom. Raid the fridge. Check your E-mail.
5. What are RAM and ROM? A male sheep and a city in Italy. Hulking stars of the WWF. I need more of the former and should upgrade the latter.
6. To avoid a virus you should: Stay away from people who sneeze and cough. Never read E-mail titled "Good Times". Use virus scanning software every time you boot up.
7. When you want to buy something hard-to-find you: Ask friends where to purchase it. Check out the Yellow Pages. Go to Yahoo!
8. When you don't understand how to use a new appliance you: Call the retailer. Call the manufacturer's toll-free number. Visit the manufacturer's Web site and look for the FAQ.
9. When you want to see all the beautiful people you: Visit a club on a Saturday night. Turn on the TV and tune in to Baywatch. Check out the alt.binary newsgroups.
10. How do you introduce yourself at a party? Hi, I'm Jane! Hi, I'm a Taurus on the cusp. Hi, I'm a 5'10" hot blonde with a super bod.
11. When you're interested in someone at a party you say: Tell me more about yourself. What's your star sign? What's your Profile?
12. If you really like the person, you say: Could you tell me your phone number? What's your E-mail address? Let's chat Private.
13. When I say spam, you think: Ham in a can. Unsolicited advertising E-mail. I mailbomb all spammers!
14. When you receive an AOL trial diskette, you say: I don't need another mug coaster. Great! I'll reformat and use it for backups. Great! I'll sign up under a fake ID and use up the 50 hours. 15. When you want to research a reference you: Open up a volume of your encyclopedia. Slip Encarta in your CD-ROM drive. Go to www.altavista.digital.com.
16. When you write a letter you: Put pencil to paper. Open Eudora. Ask: What's a letter? Is it like E-mail?
17. Different types of text formatting include: Writing and printing. Underline and double-strike. Bold and italic.
18. You correct errors using: An eraser. White-out. Backspace or delete.
19. You sign your name: Best regards, John Smith. See you in IRC, John_Smith. Check out my home page for the cool links, johnsmith@aol.com.
20. To keep a copy of your letter you: Insert a carbon and a second sheet. Take it to the photocopier. Check your Sent Mail folder.