Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change
   a light bulb?

A: 1,392:

   1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the
     light bulb has been changed...

  14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
     the light bulb could have been changed differently,
   4 to complain that they were happy with the old one,
   7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs,
  27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
     light bulbs,
  53 to flame the spell checkers,
 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
     bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list,
  41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames,
 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
     take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb,
 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
     alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped,
 111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light
     bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list,
 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
     to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
     for this technique, and what brands are faulty,
  27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs,
  14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post
     corrected URLs,
  12 to flame the AOL users for violating netiqutte and blame them for
     starting this whole thing,
   3 to post about links they found from the URLs that "are relevant
     to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this list,"
  45 posts about weather or not AOL should even be allowed to exist,
  33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all
     headers and footers, and then add "Me Too,"
  12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
     cannot handle the light bulb controversey,
  19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three,"
   4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ,
   1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup,
  47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for,
     leave it here, and
 143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.