Steve Wellens Joke Page

Did you hear about the fire in the clock factory?
There was a lot of second hand smoke.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!" 

Some original golf lines.

Contrary to popular belief, I CAN hit the ball out of my own shadow...beteen 11:00 AM and 1:00 PM.

His swing is like a trophy wife...it's pretty but it doesn't work.

How was your round?

• If bad golf was a crime, I would be on death row.
• If bad golf was fattening, I would weigh 300 pounds.
• If bad golf was an illness, I would be on life support.
• If bad golf made money, I would be a millionaire.
• If bad golf was an art form, I just created a master piece.

A bunch of Knock Knock jokes for kids (admit it, you like 'em too).

Knock Knock
whos there?
police
police who?
police pass me the spoon

Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware have my little sheep gone?

Knock,Knock.
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?

knock knock.
who's there?
cows go.
cows go who.
cows don't go who they go moo.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
nunya
nunya who?
nunya business

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Kook
Kook Who?
You know, you have a real future in Swiss clocks

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Tail
Tail Who?
Tail all your friends this joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ima
Ima Who?
What's a who?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Otto
Otto Who?
Otto know i can't remember

Knock Knock
Who's There?
pea
pea Who?
pea you, you smell!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Dishes
Dishes Who?
Dishes the FBI, open up

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amanda
Amanda Who?
A man dat wants to give you a big hug!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita Who?
Anita a great big hug

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in it is cold out here

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Who
Who Who?
Oh no there's an owl in the house!

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