My Fellow Americans
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My fellow Americans!
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Brodie's Horse Farmout of a defective liver the good lord god hath made my soul jesus never loved me the way i love the bottle ?? all of the kittens i opened up their little eyes now there's no one left here but me and you and it's no suprise that you're putting on a dress and walking out the kitchen door na-na-na-na, good-bye.. mister kruthers works at the bank he called me on the telephone said he wanted to talk to me about refinancing my loan I knew what I wanted to say but my mouth couldn't form the words a single tear slipped form my cheek and i just stood there watching her she was putting on her dress and walking out the kitchen door na-na-na-na, good-bye.. she was putting on her dress and walking out the kitchen door na-na-na-na, good-bye.. yeah.. yeah.
I love the way you r.. Brodie's Horse Farm I love I love the way you ride me Brodie ?? I love I love the way you ride me Brodie Brodie's horse farm! yeah I love I love the way you ride me Brodie fill my feed bag with oats ?? i love i love i love i love the way you ride me Brodie Brodie's horse farm! i love the way you ride me Brodie fill my feed bag with oats Brodie's horse farm! i said hell yeah! you said you love me but you lied to me Brodie fill my feed bag with oats to this hitching post you tied me Brodie Brodie Brodie's horse farm! i said hell yeah! fill my feed bag with oats i love the way you ride me Brodie Brodie's horse farm! i said hell yeah! ? riding astride me Brodie Brodie's horse farm! i love the way you ride me Brodie brodie's horse farm! hell yeah! you said you loved me but you lied to me Brodie ..love me, Brodie fill my feed bag with oats Brodie's horse farm! i said hell yeah!
Everything Sounds Bad, No One Looks Good, and I Hate You
No One Sweats Alice Uglyeverything sounds bad no one looks good (and i hate you) [repeat x12]
hi gang you know i been drinkin i been drinkin these 15 years since you've been dead my magic pen and my paining book ?? on a rainy day you don't hafta take my word for it i say you don't hafta take my word for it you are an animal who doens't hafta worry when it rains because you carry your house with you wherever you go i'm mowing the lawn raking the leaves wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve jubilation, yeah, baseball yeah basketball yeah bingo yeah yeah bowling yeah bullseye! hangman horserace hossrace! you, baby one of the most memorable women of contemporary contemporary fiction mowing the lawn raking the leaves wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve well you don't hafta take my word for it mowing the lawn raking the leaves wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve
0 Unicorn
lo, an angel of the lord appeared... how many unicorn left on earth? how many unicorn left on earth? how many unicorn left on earth? how many unicorn left on earth? how many unicorn left on earth? HOW MANY unicorn left on earth? how many unicorn left on earth? zero unicorn left on earth. zero unicorn left on earth. how many unicorn left on earth? zero unicorn left on earth. [repeat and overlap]
yeah, i hate to cancel our date tonight but you see my grandmother has taken ill. oh, how terrible! i can bench press 200 pounds. you must lift weights often. you are the most beautiful, to me. really? teeheehee.. your dress is pretty. this old thing? other women do not arouse me. i feel secure and comfortable in a relationship with you. you are the most passionate and proficient lovemaker i've been with. i don't understand all those big words. yeah, at the health spa my tan is the envy of other men. oh my! i am concerned with environmental issues. very much so. i'm just a girl. your personality is your strongest attribute. that's deep! i respect your feelings. teehee.. whatever! [circus interlude] of course i love you! i believe you! i can hold my breath for 10 minutes. that's a long time! actually, when it's summer in the northern hemisphere, it's winter in the southern hemisphere. That's called the Coriolis effect. i got an F in science.. but the teacher gave me a D when I started crying. i taught eddie van halen how to play the guitar. you do have nice hands. but darling, this is my least expensive suit. you must have a great deal of money. i have all of ani difranco's albums. you are a sensitive guy. the gentleman who called you an unattractive bimbo is obviously so intoxicated that he has jumped to a hasty conclusion. huh? my relationship with my new young attractive secretary will be purely professional. but you don't even have a job! yeah, well, a lot of men are sexually ambivalent, but not me. i have a lot of gay friends. i would never hit a loved one. aww, honey! big deal. i have my own trampoline. you are so cool!
She is Sad That She is Pretty
she has the complete posthumous works of the late The Notorious BIG but none of the albums he released when he was still alive she is nice, it's a pity his earlier work was arguably better she goes shopping but she never buys anything she has the biography of Mahatma Ghandi but she's never read it she likes to cut herself with rusty things it's the new anorexia she is nice, it's a pity she is sad that she is pretty
Dance Song
what would you do if this boat started leaking? i'd dig another hole and let the water flow out what would you do if your bones started aching? i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' for gold, and diggin' for women ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' a hole so we can go swimming ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' for whiskey and diggin' for borboun ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' your grave, and diggin' my grave what would you do if this boat started leaking? i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out what would you do if your bones started aching? i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' for gold, and diggin' for women ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' a hole so we can go swimmin' ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' for whiskey and diggin' for borboun ba-da-da, i'll go diggin' diggin' your grave, and diggin' my grave