flowers of disgust
 
"big deal, i have my own trampoline."
 

Lyrics: Flowers of Disgust Go the Distance! 

My Fellow Americans

Leave, Attractive Girl
out of a defective liver
the good lord god hath made my soul
jesus never loved me
the way i love the bottle
?? all of the kittens
i opened up their little eyes
now there's no one left here
but me and you and it's no suprise

that you're putting on a dress
and walking out the kitchen door
na-na-na-na, good-bye..

mister kruthers works at the bank
he called me on the telephone
said he wanted to talk to me
about refinancing my loan
I knew what I wanted to say
but my mouth couldn't form the words
a single tear slipped form my cheek
and i just stood there watching her

she was putting on her dress
and walking out the kitchen door
na-na-na-na, good-bye..

she was putting on her dress
and walking out the kitchen door
na-na-na-na, good-bye..
yeah.. yeah.
Brodie's Horse Farm
I love the way you r..

Brodie's Horse Farm

I love I love the way you ride me Brodie
??
I love I love the way you ride me Brodie

Brodie's horse farm!
yeah
I love I love the way you ride me Brodie
fill my feed bag with oats

??
i love i love i love i love the way you ride me Brodie
Brodie's horse farm!

i love the way you ride me Brodie
fill my feed bag with oats
Brodie's horse farm!
i said hell yeah!

you said you love me but you lied to me Brodie
fill my feed bag with oats
to this hitching post you tied me Brodie Brodie
Brodie's horse farm!
i said hell yeah!

fill my feed bag with oats
i love the way you ride me Brodie
Brodie's horse farm!
i said hell yeah!

? riding astride me Brodie
Brodie's horse farm!
i love the way you ride me Brodie
brodie's horse farm!
hell yeah!
you said you loved me but you lied to me Brodie
..love me, Brodie
fill my feed bag with oats

Brodie's horse farm!
i said hell yeah!

Everything Sounds Bad, No One Looks Good, and I Hate You

everything sounds bad
no one looks good
(and i hate you)

[repeat x12]
No One Sweats Alice Ugly [filler] Machine Falls from Sky, New Leader Established Seven Fruity Buns
hi gang
you know i been drinkin
i been drinkin these 15 years since you've been dead
my magic pen
and my paining book
?? on a rainy day

you don't hafta take my word for it
i say you don't hafta take my word for it
you are an animal who doens't hafta worry when it rains
because you carry your house with you wherever you go

i'm mowing the lawn
raking the leaves
wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve

jubilation, yeah, baseball
yeah basketball
yeah bingo
yeah
yeah bowling
yeah bullseye!
hangman
horserace
hossrace!

you, baby
one of the most memorable women of contemporary
contemporary fiction

mowing the lawn
raking the leaves
wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve

well you don't hafta take my word for it

mowing the lawn
raking the leaves
wiping up snot & tears on my sleeve

0 Unicorn

lo, an angel of the lord appeared...

how many unicorn left on earth?

how many unicorn left on earth?

how many unicorn left on earth?

how many unicorn left on earth?

how many unicorn left on earth?

HOW MANY unicorn left on earth?

how many unicorn left on earth?

zero unicorn left on earth.

zero unicorn left on earth.

how many unicorn left on earth?
zero unicorn left on earth.
[repeat and overlap]
Flowers of Disgust Lie to Girls
yeah, i hate to cancel our date tonight but you see my grandmother has taken ill.
oh, how terrible!

i can bench press 200 pounds.
you must lift weights often.

you are the most beautiful, to me.
really?  teeheehee..

your dress is pretty.
this old thing?

other women do not arouse me.
i feel secure and comfortable in a relationship with you.

you are the most passionate and proficient lovemaker i've been with.
i don't understand all those big words.

yeah, at the health spa my tan is the envy of other men.
oh my!

i am concerned with environmental issues.  very much so.
i'm just a girl.

your personality is your strongest attribute.
that's deep!

i respect your feelings.
teehee.. whatever!

[circus interlude]

of course i love you!
i believe you!

i can hold my breath for 10 minutes.
that's a long time!

actually, when it's summer in the northern hemisphere, it's winter in
the southern hemisphere.  That's called the Coriolis effect.
i got an F in science.. but the teacher gave me a D when I started crying.

i taught eddie van halen how to play the guitar.
you do have nice hands.

but darling, this is my least expensive suit.
you must have a great deal of money.

i have all of ani difranco's albums.
you are a sensitive guy.

the gentleman who called you an unattractive bimbo is obviously so
intoxicated that he has jumped to a hasty conclusion.
huh?

my relationship with my new young attractive secretary will be
purely professional.
but you don't even have a job!

yeah, well, a lot of men are sexually ambivalent, but not me.
i have a lot of gay friends.

i would never hit a loved one.
aww, honey!

big deal.  i have my own trampoline.
you are so cool!

She is Sad That She is Pretty

she has the complete posthumous works
of the late The Notorious BIG
but none of the albums he released when he was still alive

she is nice, it's a pity
his earlier work was arguably better

she goes shopping
but she never buys anything
she has the biography of Mahatma Ghandi
but she's never read it
she likes to cut herself with rusty things
it's the new anorexia

she is nice, it's a pity
she is sad that she is pretty

Dance Song

I'll Go Digging
what would you do if this boat started leaking?
i'd dig another hole and let the water flow out
what would you do if your bones started aching?
i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out

ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' for gold, and diggin' for women
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' a hole so we can go swimming
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' for whiskey and diggin' for borboun
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' your grave, and diggin' my grave

what would you do if this boat started leaking?
i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out
what would you do if your bones started aching?
i'd drill another hole and let the water flow out

ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' for gold, and diggin' for women
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' a hole so we can go swimmin'
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' for whiskey and diggin' for borboun
ba-da-da, i'll go diggin'
diggin' your grave, and diggin' my grave
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