News            Info            X Plan            X Dath            Sign Book            View Book            Email	News [Feb 27th 2006] I think I need to straighten a few things. This webpage is just an inside joke between friends and I am in no way affiliated with terrorists or any crime. If for some reason you have found this webpage and if you check my guestbook, you will find some very strange new comments. I find it alarming how people in the post-911 will relate such an idiotic webpage such as this to a possible terrorist threat. This webpage was supposed to be dead a long time ago (check updates). This is a blog before blog times and I complained about pretty much anything. Do not take anything seroiusly on this webpage - it should be obvious. If you can see any seriousness in any post besides this one (Feb 27th 2006) then you have a serious social disorder. Please see a doctor. In regards to Shawn Caret (or Shawn Kare) I do appologize for offending them. [December 25th 2004] Congradulations! This website has gone through the amazing process of idleness! Thats over 1 year of secret updates that are actually not on this website! Well it turns out I may be going to a bigger brighter website pretty soon. Along with radiation :P It will happen. Things in life have calmed down to the point of relaxation. I will be purchasing a domain, most likely from geocities .. get that pro package going and get something that is more interesting going on. Just a little bit more waiting.. [Sept 11th 2003] I am again afraid.. that somebody will slap my flapper and it all then comes down. So I invented this inpenatratible bubble around me and my towers. See, I own two computers, and the towers are very .. well.. I think they are shit. They suck. I am glad that this webpage is festering on Geocities than on my own computer. Damn.. I just know that some fucker will screw with them and take down my towers.. I just know it. Probably a fucking commie. Anyhow, I have released my first and most horrible CD idea ever created. Global Defuction - The technologically advanced fart joke.. I am sure you will see it in stores in 4 months or so when the record companies are soo fucking despirate that they will decide to conclude me as an actual entertainer of a sick society and release my albums on the 'dont buy this or else' label of Universal. Till then, enjoy crap, its not healthy but its all filler. [June 21st 2003] I was thinking that people.. would want to see that email from Datheaus.. so that you can understand the insanity of the August 13th 2001 news. Well.. here it is!: - I see, it was just a confusing to a bitsy what the - realy real point of your internet site was, and I am not even sure - how I ended up there in that Dath bell, but when I saw it - went off, my name going around without you being related to - u understand. Since my name is shrouded in penis envy, i always - explore sexually every channel that I encounter just in case. - - Yes I am a fairly patienting sold. My passion is in - sports, all kinds of naked football players someday glorify the - name Dathaeus at the top of the sports world. - - As far as whoever wrote that guestbook entry, I have - no idea who wrote it, but its such a big ding.. - - Query: Why would you lable yourself a destructionist toaster? - Is this a dream of yours like on Main Street, or are - you just bored? If I didnt know people any better, I - would say you are a 106 year old Kansas something. - Am I far off? That is not meant as an insult, buy kmart clothing - I find it hard to find a 25 year old in NYC that approaches - this kind of insanity. Doe Foe bo mo toe! - - The real world of Dathaeus is a perverse paradise - filled with enriching other's lives and perfecting me. - - Dathaeus - - __________________________________________________ - Do You Yahoohoohoo!? - Make internuptual clucks fore ass lowe ass $4/minute with Yahoohoohoo! messenenemessenger - http://phoneyshit.yahoohoohoo.com/ [May 27th 2003] I went to check out if this page still existed.. and hey.. if there is anybody demented enough to follow this page the last two years without me updating.. this is for you, personally, to that one glorious handicapped mentally challenged individual over at New York State Minimum Security Prison. [August 13th 2001] Aw shit. I was hoping that nobody would notice that I was gone. Some guy named Dathaeus emailed me. He doesn't notice that my OLD webpage is 'Dath' and my new webpage is 'X-Dath' which has nothing to do with Dath. Seriously. For other news.. the workforce is gone. I put a bomb in every toilet and da' boss sat down and *bang* - his ass became the pot that the rest of him sizzled in. Hmm... yummy poutine. Talking about poutines.. if you are a poutine.. do not send me email, do not sign my guestbook. Just for Dathaeus.. Dath now officially means 'Anti-Poutine'. [May 20th 2001] Radiation. Listening to 'The Amazing Sounds of Orgy' by radiohead at this moment. Work is a reflex action of ass kissing. Whenever I look for things on the net I keep finding this 'pussy squirt' page. Damn POS internet. Book your vacations, palys. [April 28th 2001] The cocksucker work force is on today. Maybe I shouldn't join them.. maybe I should start bringing a gun to work for protection. Yeah.. I know what they are gonna do today.. bitch at me cuz I took a day off then pat me on the back whenever I do hard work. I think its time we all go into constitution and shut down our minimum wage jobs. I believe the govmnt needs to go after every fast food job for every single thing they can fucking think of. I have devoted my time for this job and am supposedly going to be getting a raise.. but I know what is really going on. Im gonna lose it some day.. and I am sure that spatulas, slippery greasy floors, ketchup, and burned hamburgers wont stop me. Until then.. lets all have a wonderful day.. then lets give back what they gave to us. (S04oo1) *BANG!* [April 27th 2001] Today is an ode to that peice of shit that stands manager at my job. Calling me up yesterday telling me that I AM taking up the shift on my day off.. not a question, but a demand. What kinda fukin important position does he stand where he thinks he can fuck my life around like this? Well lets publish his name this time.. yeah.. attack his character? He is a juvinile geek fagget who is seriously fucking with the work climate. Bring him down.. burn his carcus. Ben Booth, you know who you are.. [April 16th 2001] Conspiracy. Ok.. now that the Assistant Manager is leaving .. and we find out that Shannon (last name left out for defensive purposes) is a big BIOTCH.. hmm.. fire breathing 500 foot work climate screwer. Lets all file complaints against random Shannon's at your nearest A&W. Other news.. I believe we should scrap democracy and start again.. companies like Microsoft should be owned by the govmt so that they cant gain control OF the govmt. Other news.. facial hair should be a must in all cook related jobs.. reprimanded if not. Other news.. other news will be coming up anytime soon. This very uncomplete webpage will be getting a facelift as soon as Radiation gets here. More complaining! Well.. the world deserves it. If we didn't have opinions about things.. we would be machines dying of some funny human disease. Lets all bitch about everything .. [March 31st 2001] That fucker! If god exists.. he sure knows who I am cuz I have been trying to get myself back up in shape and getting things done and iv been attacked by.. strepthroat.. flu.. common cold.. fevers.. and now possibly tonsilitous! That fucker! I havn't been feeling up to updating lately. Well how about the latest information about my job? Well lets just say Two-Faced bitch/fagot are planning on being the only two left cuz.. lets just say this month .. 8 people are leaving the job. They just said FUCKIT!.. and I agree with them. Later in my life I would like to see if any of these idiots who manage the job are left with respect at all. Talking about being two faced.. I had an insider meeting the other day and we got along and drank some beer and talked about how to improve some of the problems. Talking about being two faced.. I got to work the day after and they were constantly in your face 'fuck you!' and contemplating what the hell to do with you. There is a way to be professional and there are ways to be just a fukin prick. Well I guess our lesson today is.. GET THA FUK OUTA MY FUKIN WAY FAGOT.. cuz im tired of your shit. If this was the medieval days you would be slaughter on the end of a stick! No respect for you fagot! [March 5th 2001] Hmmmmm......... I am not very impressed. It seems that the internet has become more boring than thought possible. What kind of idiot actually uses the WWW more than 100 hours a month? IRC I can see an hour a day.. WWW I can see a maximum of two hours a day. What else is there? Unless your a die hard online game fan.. the Internet is really totally useless. If you do not know me personally.. and you have found my site, make sure to sign the guestbook.. cuz I think that would be amazing. [March 2nd 2001] Moved. Job is a nail in the head. Fuck it.. maybe I should go out on a mission of destroying a&w's reputation.. cuz they really deserve it, secondly.. I could end my life knowing that the extreemly important (more important than life) fast food wars will be a little easier if a&w is out of the game. On another thought.. just recently, I have been getting information ready for 'Xdath Radiation' This such project will probably be finished in the next 5 months. I will throw up the last couple sections in the next week. [February 27th 2001] Moving tomorrow. Got one heck of a day ahead of me. and um... I will get a million dollars in cash sent to my new address (for me). Since its really the 26th and my computer is packed up.. I am preparing for the 27th (get boxes for money.. fuck moving). I am preparing Radiation.. my next project. I wrote a new song today (er.. kinda today) called 'Supposed to die' .. its not as depressing as it's title sounds. I have a complimentary word for A&W --> Fu-Q (its a japanese word). Eat my bone-in chubby dick! FatDIQ chicken now presented by A&W as a marvel is actually a lot better than it sickly sounds. I will add them all to the hate page as soon as i finish radiation (a over 200 hour project). Gbye.. and ill see you across town in the shack of my drreeeaammmzzz. *ZZZZzzzzzZ* [February 25th 2001] I would hate to complain again.. but dont you just hate moving? I was incredibly sick yesterday (probably because I was eating the old webpage owners carcus) so I am gonna eat really healthy from now on, and stay away from that shit. This month is officially 'get back at you' month.. where I pay those bills that the god damn old webpage owner had (he said i could have his page and title if i pay off his debts) what an A' Hole. I bet he is rolling in um.. box (i havn't buried him yet either) I cant wait to see what Ben has printed for me (he is printing the covers for the CWTKU) and hes got a really good printer! Now.. i want those to email me about computer parts cuz I want to upgrade this bitch sometime in the next couple months.. and I have only figured out what kind of mouse and keyboard to get. I want ideas.. email them. Dont tell me to get microsoft products although.. do not.. or ill put microsoft in my hate section. My next project is to tackle the A+ certification. I will be in your home busting up your computer in no time. You will probably see another update on thursday or friday. (get ready for Xdath radiation) [February 20th 2001] I would have to say A&W fucks up my day more than NyQuil. Btw, if you have that crappy Netscape Browser, you will not see the Projects page correctly.. this is because it misses a [td] command (so i have to type two of them in a row to make a table split) and it also screws up the borders. Nice browser. Oh yeah, I took the carcus of the person who used to update this site and filled it up with alcohal and drained out the blood. Im hoping to make a ressurection some day. [February 19th 2001] Well this is a horribly depressing update. I am dead. I was killed by a speeding car at 7:30 pm. I updated a couple sections just 20 minutes after I was killed too. Enjoy. [February 14th 2001] I cant believe this is year 2001. This is so sad.. I didn't even think that I was gonna live till this time. OH well.. im here and its your problem. I uploaded a shrinkwrapped version of the music section. Its so sad that it hurts to look at it. The full section is on the way.. and around 100k of text... NOW THAT IS SAD.. especially since only you and a couple others will see it. CWTKU project is totally finished today.. except CeilEND which is seemingly a problem.. continuously and is incredibly annoying. Its such a weird map that it will make the creators of quake at ID software cringe. Well fuck them, its dedicated to the end of quake anyhow.. its the end of them, the end of the purpose of their entire fukin company. Yeah.. woo .. I am not russian. It also turns out that geocities ad isn't that annoying.. cuz at least you can view the page completely by clikin the X on it. I remember when geocities put ad's on the page that went in each frame.. and took up 140/400 space or so.. those were the days. oh well. I am writing my 'Will to live' section and 'Small world theory' parts in chapters. I hope you like the book idea.. its cute. For all yall fans, go to #ssx on Undernet (this is for IRC) to talk to me, if you dont want to, then good.. less people to be annoyed with. Until next time, break a neck. [February 9th 2001] This is an update. Repeat, repeat, repeat, this is an update. Shitty how the last news was hey? Yeah, I called you names, dissed your mental capacity, dissed your mental disease.. although, I did make some good points how all you lovely people like to be victims of whatever you can for attention. I will lay off that kind of shit on the news page. In the secret sections.. there is a page called HATE that has a ugly 'M' for a symbol. If you want to hear what i bitch about, go there. It gets updated as often as I think about you, politics, music i dont like, etc. Everything I hate will be there. (hate is a marketing word). I have updated other pages of this site and they are in working condition.. however I am very sure that geocities has either sensored or done something to annoy me again.. like adding one of those banner javascript thingies that piss me off. Hail to geocities, hail to the devil! I thought there was a freedom of publication, freedom of speech, and freedom of layout for webpages.. I guess geocities has decided to rape their customers as much as they can so you can have a link to one of their stupid other pages. I dont believe in 'groups' or any of that shit, I only believe in individualtiy.. so if you can, please do whatever you can to put geocities into the ground. [February 7th 2001] This is the news page. Oh well. I will ramble on for 30 min so you can get an idea of what has happened and what is going on. First of all, the whole site has a totally new facelift. If you think this is a happy page then you are a total idiot and have not found the actual page yet. Its really sad.. yes.. that you cant find it. Oh well. You suck. Well there are probably around 40 html's here out of my aimed 1000. I am looking for an ISP so anybody who can donate some unbannered / unadvertised space. I only need around 10megs maximum.. when my 1000 html's are done even. This is totally a text/partially text oriented page so if your iq is less than 130 OR you were born past 1983 then your kinda fucked, probably have A.D.D., probably religious as a ignorant Final Fantasy obsessor, and know bill gates height, sex, and other things everybody else in the world doesn't know. You probably wear glasses too, you fagget. I bet you dream of fucking animals too. Yeah you stupid ass fucker, your just another GENERATION X scrap that will go back into the earth as fast as you were shitted out. Oh well, enough complaining about your sorry ass. I hope you like the color. [January 30th 2001] This is the news page. Oh well. I will ramble on for 30 min so you can get an idea of what has happened and what is going on. I have not updated this page in over two years. This is my first update.. with projects and shit. You can now go from section to section looking for whatever flashy information that suites for your perverse memory. There are special pages like Jeiph, Sinful, and Narcatin that are gonna be used to make fun of these individuals until they want to update it. Those are their own pages. The rest explains some simple useless unimportant bullshit of information that you will never need and never really care about. So look around.. I will explain a couple projects so you have an idea. Ceiltsei section is about my nickname and what it is .. the story.. information.. sex pictures.. whatever. I have just explained the Jeiph Sinful Narcatin pages, so I will move on. CWTKU section is a Quake CD that I am working on, one of my projects. There is some speical information on maps with pix and to make you drool or whatever you do with your body fluids when you find out that you cannot get this. Hate is my section for just babbling about shit. Right now its quite empty. Email me and I will add to it. Everything is a special section that gives you a clue what the hell the Special section is.. so I wont repeat that either. Controlled Shatter Red Lifeless Frozen sections are about my music and quite vague. I am not making any of this up so if you do have a question, dont be too afraid to ask. How the #$(@*& do I contact you?? Well.. you can email me at ceiltsei@hotmail.com and if I get any junk mail I will personally rip your throat (or hire Narcatin to do that, cuz he likes that kind of stuff). Thanks for looking into this website.. its really a huge maze so have fun, if you get lost, thats normal. After figuring out how to use the Special you will probably get lost. There are over 1000 html's on this site.