These are just a few quotes that the Master rather enjoyed when he was running a Fantasy X-Men League.
"I better stay. Brian's about to use his big Captain Britain voice..."
"Watching you eat is like watching a carcrash: horrible but strangely fascinating."
"It started with a dragon... Another one o'them giant critters that smash up Tokyo every now and then."
"Do? What we always do. What we were meant to do. Continue the good fight and strive for a better tomorrow."
"Oh. Could we get something to eat first?"
"My salad... It attacked me!"
"Thanks. For everything. Amen."
"Fin'ly. I knew if I wore dis trench coat long enough it'd event'ly come in handy."
"Are eggs supposed to breath?"
"'Sorry senor Cassidy, senorita Frost... I left Chamber to die from energy depletion somewhere on Interstate 84.' Like that won't become part of my permanent record?"
"Take comfort in de small certainties Bishop. You'll always be a ravin' paranoid and I'm always gonna be a charmin' louse."
"Can you say "We're up the creek" boys and girls?"
"I love you too, you stupid git."
"I know what you're thinking."
"I'm surprised. I thought Onslaught removed your mental powers."
