Here are some dreams that I've had since I have been at college. They are organized by date based upon what night I had them. Like any good parent, I've also given them names. However, looking back on the names I chose, I must be an incredibly wicked person, because some of those titles are downright obscure and reflect really no meaning on the dream, so...if you have a title you feel is better, go ahead and submit it. But I'm not holding my breath, as I got 4 submissions over the course of 11 months...

Some of the people in the dreams actually exist, but the way they appear and act in the dreams does not necessarily reflect their actual behavior. They are simply characters in the story, and could just as easily have other names. But they didn't, so they don't. If you are one of those people and it offends you that you are depicted in such a manner, just email me and request that your name be changed.

1. September 4th, 1996
I'd Recognize that Tooth Anywhere! Or Maybe That Tooth...
2. September 5th, 1996
Well I Didn't Think It'd Come OFF!
3. September 7th, 1996
Thank Goodness Middle School Football Only Lasts Two Years
4. September 10th, 1996
Do Those Sweats Repel Dirt as Well as You Repel Alligators?
5. September 21st, 1996
Three Dreams, Ten Floors, Twelve Mice, and the One and Only Ted Nugent
6. September 26th, 1996
Fishboy BAD!
7. November 15th, 1996
Is the Blue Version Called The Sulk?
8. November 20th, 1996
"The Emily Is Awesome Dream"
title by Emily DeShazo
9. January 11th, 1997
"Poop and the Careers of Aging TV Stars"
title by Annie Zaleski
10. January 17th, 1997
That Was a Whale of a Sermon, Father
11. January 27th, 1997
But You Always Get to Be Optimus Prime!
12. January 28th, 1997
The Lost Dream...Found!
13. January 29th, 1997
According to Grandpa, there are definitely no buildings there in real life.
14. February 4th, 1997
Welcome to Weeble Wobble, Iowa
15. February 26th, 1997
Your Chicken Shed is STUPID
16. March 8th, 1997
"Neal"
title by Annie Zaleski
17. March 15th, 1997
"The Sundays Kick @$$"
title by Jessica Jones
18. April 29th, 1997
Death, Resurrection, Creation, and Screwdrivers
19. May 28th, 1997
Hold on a Second, I'm Blonde!
20. June 9th, 1997
The Psychic Dream That I Wish Didn't Come True
21. June 16th, 1997
If He's Not Rotten, He's Certainly Decaying
22. July 31st, 1997
Good Enough for an Olympian
23. August 1st, 1997
The Epic
24. October 14th, 1997
And I Thought Metal Detectors Were a Hassle...
25. October 20th, 1997
"The 'Mandy Saw Me In My Underpants' Dream"
title by Mandy Snyder
26. October 21st, 1997
Dead Men Don't Deserve Remodeling
27. October 23rd, 1997
Here Comes the Sun...oh wait, it's just the overhead light.
28. October 24th, 1997
The Nun's Priest Did It!
29. October 31st, 1997
R. Kelly: Chief Bald Buffalo
30. November 3rd, 1997
Picking at It Will Only Make It Worse
31. November 6th, 1997
RUN STP
32. November 7th, 1997
Carol O'Connor in 3D!! But Where's Bubba?
33. November 10th, 1997
The Alabama Quarterbacks' Watery Grave
34. November 13th, 1997
Something's Stuck in My Combine!
35. November 14th, 1997
Yes but I do believe it makes my nose look large...
36. November 18th, 1997
We've Lost the Fort! Literally!
37. November 19th, 1997
I Want One of Those For My Room!
38. November 21st, 1997
"Thank you, thank you. This next one is about cars."
39. November 22nd, 1997
You a Jailbreaker, or just happy to see me?
40. November 25th, 1997
Webelos UNITE!
41. November 26th, 1997
Herr Plato, das ist meine Gerke!
42. November 28th, 1997
Salmon from the Sky!
43. January 25th, 1998
Like an Armor Piercing Cowboy
44. January 30th, 1998
The Day Jimmy Olson Caught the Train
45. February 16th, 1998
Jurassic Duck
46. February 20th, 1998
And I woke with newsprint on my hands...
48. May 6, 1998
Fever...in the morning, fever all through the night...
49. July 15th, 1998
Photographing Ferries
50. July 18th, 1998
What are we supposed to remember again?
51. July 20th, 1998
Take the last train to Yankville and I'll fish you from the ocean...
52. August 23rd, 1998
I've gone to the bathroom with the runs, but never a bathroom that runs...
53. October 19th, 1998
George in the Jungle
54. November 18th, 1998
Could be batter, could be worse
55. March 12th, 1999
Entrepreneurotic
56. March 20th, 1999
7 Underground
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These are some dreams that I had before college that you might like to read.
Old Dream #1
A collection of psychic dreams
Coming soon--The Transformers: The Movie 2 Dream!!

And HERE is a dream that my friend Mandy had. She doesn't have a dreams page, so I am nice enough to put it here. :)


If any questions arise concerning the dreams or my sanity, ask me, okay?

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