Q: What do you call a nervous witch?

A: A twitch

Q: what do you call a vampire ghost who has children?

A: A transparent

Q: Why did dracula have to take medicine?

A: To cure his coffin

Q: How does a monster cure a sore throat?

A: Gargoyling

Q: What do ghosts love to have for desert?

A: Iced screams

Q: Which day do monsters eat people?

A: Chewsday

Q: what is a ghosts favourite fruit?

A: Boonanas

Q: What is a skeleton's favourite vegetable?

A: Marrow

Q: What is a monster's favourite bean?

A: A human bean

Q: What is a monster's favourite desert topping?

A: Whipped scream.

Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit ?

A: Necktarines

Q: How do you stop a Frankenstein biting his nails?

A: Give him screws

Q: What do you call a dentist who treats werewolves?

A: Brave

Q: What do you call a skeleton doctor ?

A: Bones !

Q: Why do skeletons wear dark glasses?

A: camouflage

Q: Have you ever seen a skeleton with dark glasses?

A: No? It works well, doesn't it?

Q: why is there only one Eiffel tower?

A: It eats its young

Q: Who did the zombie invite to her party?

A: Anyone she could dig up

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He had no guts.

Q: Why did the ugly ghost cross the road?

A: To visit the bootician

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake ?

A: a rattler !

Q:Why was the mummy tense and stressed?

A: He was all wound up

Q: Why are skeletons calm ?

A: Because nothing gets under their skin !

Q: Why are skeletons scared?

A: They are easily rattled

Q: Who did the witch call when her pot broke?

A: She called Ron (cauldron)

Q: What is the best way to see a zombie?

A: From so far away that you have to use binoculars!

Q: How do you hurt a vampire's feelings?

A: Tell him he has bat breath

Q: what do you get if you take a monster to the office?

A: Sole use of the elevator

Q: Why was the broom late to pick up the witch?

A: It over swept

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