OBJECTIVE: To be the most fun, fabulous, one-in-infinity girl you’ve ever met.RELATIONSHIP HISTORY
Feb 2004 – present Kevin Andrews Oct 2003 – Dec 2003 Tyler Aikens Aug 1998 – Jan 2003 Jacob Vandergoot EDUCATION: I am pretty smart.
QUALIFICATIONS
- Competent kisser
- Amazingly large database of useless facts (top running speed of an emu is 35 mph)
- Above average communication skills
- Good oral hygiene
- Superior culinary skills
- Excellent creativity and enthusiasm
PERSONAL INTERESTS
- Art, bookbinding, reading, writing, music, math, science, etymology
- Spending time in bed
- Travelling and adventure
- Discovering new foods (especially desserts)
- Penguins, giraffes, platypi, and other funny animals
- Biting and pinching
BOY PREFERENCES
- Outstanding intelligence and integrity
- Enjoys unconventional dates and quirky fun
- Able to carry on conversation and debates
- Tolerant of diversity and differences
- The geeky alt type
- Likes music and literature
REVIEWS
- “Ure sexy, smart, fun, and I can talk to you about anything… u have so much passion… like u love life.”
- Tyler; Feb. 21, 2004
- “I don’t know how u do it Jess, but I really admire u. If only I could be half as intelligent and kind as u, I would be the happiest woman alive!”
- Eva; Feb. 19, 2004
- “You’re wonderful you know that? Talented, thoughtful.”
- Jeremiah; Feb. 10, 2004