1) your bf forgets your b-day/anniversary/another important date. what do you do?

a. forget about it. after all, it's not that important.

b. tear his gonads off. slowly.

c. offer him a gentle, prodding reminder.

d. dump the loser.

2) he's having a "guys' night out" party...at your house. so you...

a. dump the inconsiderate jerk.

b. order some pizza for him and his friends.

c. fetch beer and pretzels but sulk all the while.

d. cook various meats, like ribs, even though you're a vegan.

3) you're on a shopping marathon. your most faq (frequently asked question) is:

a. are you tired, dear? would you like to stop and rest?

b. does this make me look fat?

c. nothing. you've already dumped him four hours ago.

d. could you please stop grumbling about having shopped for six hours?

4) finals are over and your bf is burned out. what do you do?

a. dump him for not having been considerate about your needs.

b. take him out to a club to celebrate! it's all retro 80's nite anyway.

c. give him a nice, long backrub and run him a bath.

d. make him a cup of tea and have a tête-à-tête in front of the tv.

5) which tv character best describes you?

a. marge simpson.

b. kelly bundy.

c. dana scully.

d. tank girl.

6) you spot your bf with another girl. so you...

a. simmer for a while and ask him about it later when you've calmed down.

b. cheat on him.

c. dump the cheating a$$hole.

d. confront him on the spot and make a big, tearful scene.

7) which of the following have you trained your bf to do?

hold your purse while you shop.

open doors for you.

go shoe shopping with you without complaining.

be on time.

dress without clashing.