a bit of thinking, since i believe that the world thinks entirely too little.
the following is a chain of eight logic puzzles. you will be given a number of statements, at least one of which is false. it is up to you to determine which one is true. please don't cheat and randomly guess; this is for your benefit, not mine.
thanks to Norman Willis and his _False_Logic_Puzzles_, for keeping me up at night and wanting to keep others up at night, too.
kudos also to darling spam-boy kevin, for making me do that stupid onmouseover thing.