Marxism
for the Modern Masses
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, folks. Just under a week to make reservations, buy theater tickets, and order flowers. Time to check if you have enough money to buy her that gorgeous dress in the showroom window or perhaps that necklace she's been raving about. But so what, who cares, money isn't important, right? It's the romance that makes this night special, not the cash. Roses picked from your neighbor's garden convey the same sentiment as an P800 bouquet. A dalmatian from a McDonald's Happy Meal can make anyone smile.
Yes, it sure feels great to be doing something with your girl on Valentine's. It makes you feel oh so good to give her a special something and see her swoon and coo in appreciation, after which she gets all mushy and you get all these hugs and kisses and other "hot" treats (like Starbucks coffee, you perverts!).
Yes, it does feel great.
If you have a girl, that is.
Well, for your information, you Valentine's Day lovers, a lot of people DON'T! For every guy that enjoys himself on V-Day with a date, eight others stew at home watching reruns of Sleepless in Seattle on cable. Lonely, alone, bitter, and bellicose. Beer in hand and wondering Am I such a loser that I can't find a date on Valentine's Day?
Glad to say I'm not one of them.
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