Quotes "Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood." -Mary Hirsch "The best way to get over being self concious is to have the 'I am the shiznit' mentality." "I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." -Xenocrates “We learn more from our mistakes than our victories. Losing, in a curious way, is winning.” "Life is a sexually transmitted disease." "No one's a virgin...life screws us all." "I put my faith only in the belief that any god worthy of praise would not condemn me for using the gift of rational thought which he bestowed on me." "I have no set theory to go by. I have not worked out the science of satyagraha in its entirety. I am still groping. You can join me in my quest if it appeals to you and you feel the call." "If we are to make progress, we must not repeat history but MAKE NEW HISTORY. We must add to the inheritance left by our ancestors...Must man always be brute first and man after, if at all?" -Gandhi "Peace can not be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." -Albert Einstein "One of the unkindest things about the Universe is that more often than not the bullet doesn't have_your_name on it; it likes to mass produce ones with "to whom it may concern." "Ignorance and stupidity make me want to burn things. Like people." "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery." -Unknown "But a smile never grins without tears to begin, For each kiss is a cry we all lost" -Unknown "I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself is life worth living should I blast myself?" -Tupac Shakur" "Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." -A. Camus "Yeah I live in a free country. I'm free to abide by rules I don't agree to, and free to fund a government I don't support." -Unknown "The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead." -Albert Einstein "Life is so much easier when no one really cares." -Unknown "I do not envy people who think they have a complete explaination of the world, for the simple reason that they are obviously wrong." -Salman Rushdie "Speak out. If ever the right to speak out is denied you, you cannot claim it unjust if you have been silent" -Matt Good "The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either." -Benjamin Franklin "What a sober man has in his heart, a drunk man has on his tongue" -Unknown "Damn right I'm good in bed... I can sleep for days." -Unknown "The human mind has no boundaries, other than those instilled by the system." -Unknown "Naturally the common people don't want war, but after all it is the leaders who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." -Hermann Goering, Germany, 1946 "You say God created man, I say man created God." -Unknown