Okay, this is a PUBLIC LIBRARY, okay? One does NOT bring handfuls of bugs
conveniently shaped like letters and start flinging them around on
computer screens so they can leak out all over everything! People pay
GOOD REAL GREEN TAX MONEY to use this place, and if you're going to
persist in that kind of behavior I will FUMIGATE your ass all the way to
the Pentagon! You ought to be LOCKED UP in an AIRTIGHT CELL so not even
your sneaky little "vapours" and "essences" and "auric vibes" and "flying
razor snurgs" can get out, and ruin the lives and wardrobes, complexion
and sanities of hapless citizens just trying to do what's right! DON'T
YOU KNOW materializing hordes of rabid insects through virtual
psychokinesis is a FELONY? Don't you have any respect for entymological
DECENCY? You may WISH that your little minions were forming up in
coherent words and sentences in accordance with local product codes, but
it's ALL SPAGHETTIOES TO THE LAW!
The best you're gonna get for this kind of MALICIOUS SPAGHETTIMONGERING
is LIFE IMPRISONMENT in a cell made out of SHIT, while maggots made out
of your dick EAT YOUR FACE OFF FOREVER! So DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
-Daedalus Damocletian QPM