Good God

Does god have an asshole
and if so does it stink at all?
Does god take big craps
and fart just like a hog?

Does god have a penis
and is it very small?
Does god have warts
and big sagging balls?

Does god have a sense of humor?
Is he laughing at us all?

Does god have driving ambition?
Has he ever gone insane?
Does god have a drinking problem?
Is he addicted to crack cocaine?

It's written that we were created in his image
Perhaps then he's just a grungy Neanderthal
That's O.K. with me
Sounds like my kind of God