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A Polish Joke

As told by Mark Heeney

Following the end of Communism, the Polish people have been celebrating their new found freedom by telling jokes! And this one {told to me by Willfield Open Learning Tutor, Mark Heeney} has been cracking them up for weeks! Perhaps I should send them a copy of "The Bentilean"?

Polish man to Official: Now we're all allowed to run our own businesses, I've invented this shaving machine and I'd like to put it into the local railway station and make my fortune.

Official: What exactly does this 'shaving machine' do?

Man: You just sit in this chair, and a mask falls over your face, and lots of tiny blades come out and rotate over your skin, cutting all face hair.

Official: But how on earth could such a device work? Everybody has differently shaped faces, different sized noses, and differing amounts of hair.

Man: Only the first time.

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A Polish Joke

As told by Mark Heeney

Following the end of Communism, the Polish people have been celebrating their new found freedom by telling jokes! And this one {told to me by Willfield Open Learning Tutor, Mark Heeney} has been cracking them up for weeks! Perhaps I should send them a copy of "The Bentilean"?