Brought to you by the following wacky people:
Plot: Jeremy Haun and Matt Cashell
Pencils: Jeremy Haun
Script: Matt Cashel
Inks: Yvette Robinson
Letters: Lori Haun
Editor: Jerry Jones
Fun and mayhem, brought to you by the following candidates for alien abductions:
Plot: Jeremy Haun and Matthew Cashel
Pencils: Jeremy Haun
Script: Matthew Cashel
Inks: Yvette Robinson and Darian Holtsman
Letters: Lori Haun
Editor: Jerry Jones
Well, fear not! All you have to do is load this page up on your monitor and then BASH HIS HEAD IN WITH IT UNTIL HE AGREES TO CARRY LOCKE AND LODE!!!!!! Simple, huh? And once you get your brand new spankin' copy o' Locke and Lode, you can find everything you need to lighten up your dull and depressed life such as Locke and Lode T-shirts, desktop fun stuff, and more. Course, we can't sell ya any of the stuff over the web, so remember, hit him with the side of your monitor, that way the screen will still be usuable on your way to the police station for assault and battery!