NAME: Lord Mugglemund
AGE: old enough to know better
HEIGHT: how's the air up there?
WEIGHT: wouldn't want him to sit on me
EYES: piercing
HAIR: chrome
THE SCOOP:
Lord Mugglemund came out of the dark lands having rallied the stupid, simple-minded trolls into an army of most heinous proportions. He's big, mean, and he smells funny. After losing Abernathus Gump, he now seeks to find him and thwart whatever prophecies that might lead to his downfall. Until then, he has tightened his clutches on Gumpland, plans to conquer new realms, and spends all of his extra time quilting !?!?!
