Hello, folks, welcome to the wonderful part of this website that Seth likes to call his.
PRUDENCE
"Hi, my name is Prudence...I'm 22 years old, my measurements are 38-22-36. I have blonde hair but it's not natural! TEE HEE! My eyes are almost green but not quite. I'm 5'5" and weigh roughly 110 lbs (I'm not shy about sayin' that cause I used to be fat). I live with my gran'ma (she's so sweet), but I used to live with my evil step ma (I hate her.)
I don't have a job an' my only real friend is jagged head boy 'cause he's been my friend since I was little...he accepted me when I was fat. He looked beyond the surface. Anyway, I'm dating this guy named Leon, he's kinda cute, but can be a real jerk sometimes. I bet that if I didn't look the way I do, he'd have nothin' to do with me...But I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt. My favorite food is chicken. I absolutely LOVE beer an' i like to walk everywhere (I think cars are a fad and they'll eventually go outta style.) That's about all I gotta say!
See ya!"
LEON
"Look, I know you wanna know somethin' about me, but tough $#!&!!! See, what I'm gonna talk about is the mistreatment of people like me in this unfair world, people like me being "freaks of nature"! We are NOT abominations from hell, we are not genetic mishaps let loose to cause turmoil in the world. We are just trying to live out lives, just like everyone else. We were born this way, there is no explaining--it just happened! So all you religious groups and rednecks who don't like us can kiss my ass!"
The Bob Family
"My name's Bob I gots no jaw but I gots most o' my own teeth my brothers name is Jim he like ta play with his belly my other brother is bob-bob he don't like many people sometimes he likes to wear a pointy sheet on his head my other brother is lil'bob, he likes ta play th' banjo an' my other brother is big bob, he's big an then thars evil bob, he's evil. Uh, I got some cousins, too."
