Dear "asillylittleblurryfool",

I am rather concerned about the incorrect nature of some of the contents of your
home page.

Firstly, I disagree with your reference to the term "bard". My experience with this
word has led me to believe that it refers to poets and storytellers who wander this
land telling tales of heroes. Now, I understand your need to use a "cool" word in
order to gain popularity and gain self-esteem, never the less it is still inappropriate
and uncalled for.

My second and more important complaint has been caused by the
misrepresentation of your friend Daniel, I am certain he would be very disappointed
with this as I believe being misrepresented and misquoted leaves him greatly
disturbed. I am referring to the comment he made on Janis Joplin, I am certain that
you have reported this comment incorrectly. Although he has the natural arrogance
of an exclamation mark, I doubt if he is as blind as to say that "she had nothing
more to offer." I believe that Daniel would have actually said, "fate had decided that
it was important for Janis Joplin to leave us at the time which she did, teaching us
to aim high for the future and to value the present, for once we¹ve departed from
this place that we call life, the only thing remaining is our past, and the impact it has
on other peoples lives." Although to your unusual friend, I am certain questions
confront and confuse him as to the meaning of terms such as fate and destiny in
regards to their relationship with our lives, thus leaving him with no certainty in his
life.

Yours sincerely,
"thenegativec...face"
 

PS: I wouldn't be concerned if you fucked yourself. 1