Well, these kinda funny looking people are
...
my family
This person is my Mum
She is gardening.
In the background is "Candy" (our runt of
a dog).
But don't be deceived by Candy's small size,
because she is a real bitch.
She bites and snarls at me every day and
I demand almost as regularly for her to be put to sleep.
But, my Mum is perfect (even Candy doesn't
snarl at Mum).
This person is my Dad
He is having a good time.
The woman behind the number 9 is not my Mum
(don't start thinking he's having an affair), it's some other lady - I
dunno.
Anyway, Dad is cool and very trendy as you
can see by the striped shirt and stylish ring.
These people are Luke and
Kate
Luke is my brother. No, Kate is not my sister (phew)! ... yet.
Luke and Kate are getting married in January
- and I'm in the Bridal Party!
They are great together and I don't mind
calling Kate my new sister - because she painted me a picture of Jimi Hendrix
among other reasons.
I love you guys.
And I took the picture.
These people are Clint
and I
Clint is on the left.
He's my "Country and Western" brother - while
I'm a try hard trendie (not anymore!).
Clint is 12 months and 2 days older than
me - but people say I look older than him here.
Despite constant bickering and fights for
our parent's attention, we get along, as seen here - perhaps it's the alcohol
speaking, though.
Hmmm ...
Well, that's them.
They're not that weird, afterall.
I could go into mega detail about each one's personal failings
- but I won't.
Generally, they are all great people and I don't mind them.