Liv Tyler is so beautiful to me. She won me in "Stealing Beauty" and she won't give me back.

Also, I'm suffering from what Terri and I call, "The Corey Complex." In Empire Records, Liv played Corey, and Corey's a character Terri and I really identify with. Some quotes:
JOE: "Corey, what are you doing here?" COREY: "Calculus. I hate it but my dad says I gotta get an A." JOE: "You know you're not rostered on [for work] until this afternoon." COREY: "Joe, it's Rex-Manning-Day!"

"Who's Rex Manning?" ask those who haven't seen the film. He's a wanker. But, Corey falls for him. And why? BECAUSE SHE'S A SPEED FREAK! SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING! Hence, "The Corey Complex." Hence, Terri and I want to better ourselves (and our H.S. f--king C. chances by taking speed).

Or guarana.
Of course, we're not serious.