Now, I think it only right that ...
upon accepting how much Soops means to me ...
upon receipting just how much she is to me ...
she should get her own page!
So, if Soops had the internet, she might have a page looking similar to this!
FIRST:
L to R: Cartman, Kenny, Kyle Broflowski and Stan.
SOUTHPARK
Lyrics for "Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo:"
(to be sung at Christmas time with candles outside a mental institution)
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo,
He loves me.
I love you.
Therefore even he loves you,
Even if you're a jew.
Sometimes he's nutty,
Sometimes he's corny.
He can be brown
Or greenish-brown.
But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve,
He might come to your town.
Repeat Chorus with "Howdy ho everyone!" type Hanky ad lib.
SECOND:
I say, "Free Tibet!"
I say, "Free Tibet!"
Because the harder the come,
The harder they fall.
One and all.
THIRD:
Though this ain't last year's crew, this is representative of a great television show:
RACE AROUND THE WORLD.
FOURTH:
"Freeze police .... police, freeze .... freeze .... (point to hat)!"
J3L2404
"Yah sure, ya betcha!"
FIFTH and NOT LAST:


Jeff Buckley
1966-1997
There is a light that never dies.
THERE YOU GO, SOOPS.
YOUR VERY OWN WEBPAGE, YAY!

Sorry to end it so sad.
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