'Keeping
up with the Boneses': by: Andrew Fuller
For
years the idea of Bone animation has been tossed around. With the original
possibility of a short, 10 minute flick to the actual idea of being on
the big screen. Everyone I've met who knows about Bone agrees it
should be made into a movie. And with the recent letter from Cartoon
Books saying a Bone movie is "very very likely" makes myself among other
Boneheads even more anxious.
And then we have the Bone games on the official page (www.boneville.com)
and the brand-new hilarious Phoney Bone Macarena on our own beloved Bone
Fan Page that give us a closer glimpse of what it would be like.
At the present, I can't see it in my head. As long as I've known
Bone, its all been about being around in scarce amounts at overpriced prices
in a small Comic shop hidden behind a Burger King and Bell's furniture.
If I were to walk into to another building on that street and mentioned
Bone somebody would either think I'm a cannibal or something or slap my
face figure my statement as a perverse one. That is unfortunate.
The thought of seeing an advertisement of "Bone: The Movie" at my local
theatre gives me mixed feelings of joy and bewilderment. And I wonder,
how would the public accept Bone. What would you think if you got
out of 'Snake Eyes' or something and looked on the wall to see a
poster with a small, peppy, marshmallowy character. I'd probably
think, "Oh, a kiddy movie." But Bone is not a "kiddy" comic.
On that note, all the non children's animated movies that I can think of
failed at the box office. But then again I know kids would love Bone.
To an extent Bone resembles a Disney movie. Even Jeff once said he
based Fone, Smiley, and Phoney on Mickey, Goofy, and Donald. Maybe
some restaurant franchise would put out Bone Happy Meals. An isle
full of Bone play sets at your local Toys 'R' Us. Who knows? I definitely
think we should risk it and I have full faith that with Jeff in control
they can capture the magic of Bone the comic book in Bone the movie.
Now that I think about it, if they tried to make Bone a kiddy movie, I
can see Disney buying it. Yeah. But maybe they want to approach the
project with a PG or PG-13 tone. Maybe.
What I want to know from you readers is... If Bone was a movie, who would
you want to do the voices of what characters. Any voice you've heard
in your entire life. In real life, TV, movies, radio, anything.
I brought up a list myself of who I think should do the voices. Here
goes...........
Fone Bone -Howie
Mandel in his voice for Bobby in 'Bobby's World'
Phoney Bone -The
guy who does the voice of Dagget on 'The Angry Beavers'
Smiley Bone -The
guy who does the voice of Kevin on 'Daria'
Gran'ma Ben -Betty
White of 'Mary Tyler Moore' and 'The Golden Girls'
Thorn -Christina
Ricci
Lucious -Jim
Cummings in his famous tough guy voice (i. e. The head guard in 'Aladdin'
and Pete in 'Goof Troop')
The 2 rat creatures
- People with
a British accent
The Hooded One -anyone
with a scratchy voice
Kingdok -Christopher
Walken
Rock Jaw -Jeremy
Irons (Scar of 'The Lion King')
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