Pass Your

Driving Test

Your instructor tells you that you are a bastard and he sticks pins in your hands and face in order to degrade you and put you in low spirits. He then asks you to start the car without taking your hands off your arms. Will you rev like buggery , slam it into gear, take the handbrake off or cut your hands off?

I feel seasick, give me a Stugeron and get me home


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