It's the mince pie. Apparantly good ol' Oliver Cromwell (good grief) outlawed the mince pie
because it was a pagan recipe. It' s one of those weird old laws that nobody ever bothered to
repeal. So when you getting down to those little mincers, look over you're shoulder.
Olivers army are on there way
Olivers army are here to stay
and I would rather be anywhere else but here today