One day a museum keeper explored the
dense forest. "I hope we find something special here," he
sighed, "No one comes to my museum anymore."
The museum keeper looked ahead and saw a
big hairy thing bent over a table. "Well jumpin' dinosaur
bones!" he shouted. "A caveman! And look! His dinner is
still here!" "Dust him off!" he ordered his helpers. But
dusting made Jamie's nose itchy and he sneezed,
"Ah-Chou!"
They all looked at one another, and
stuttered, "Did you just sneeze?"
"Ah-Chou," said Jamie, sitting up. "I must
have fallen asleep."
Everyone screamed and ran for their
life.