You have found your way to my homepage. Or should I say homepages? I guess I should say homepages, as there are now two versions of my site. They are:

1. The standard version. This is the version that has been up for quite a while, and will continue to be the standard, nice, easy to use, version. It works.

   This should be fully functional now!:

2. The fun version. This version is fun. It is more like a story than a normal website. Yes, this has been done before, on the WWW even, but it's still fun.

So choose one of the links there, move thy mouse to that link and press thy finger down upon the button, letting go after a short interval. Then prepare thyself for what awaits! Good eve. (Alan)

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We all know that this page is sponsored by Geocities.Thanks!

Gratuituous link, for my personal convinience, this link goes to the file manager so that I can edit my website and such. Ignore if you don't have Geocities site. Otherwise, go ahead and use it if you like.