Disturbing Mary Mary was disturbed by the story that she had just read. In the story, a man was walking in a park, and his head fell off. Well to be more accurate, a big hairy monster chopped the man's head off with a scythe. This wasn't what disturbed her. Next the head rolled down a hill and into a lake, where a fisherman snagged it on his lure. The fisherman was disturbed and showed this by screaming loudly. The screams happened to attract the attention of the big, hairy, monster with the scythe. The fisherman quickly lost his head too. This wasn't what disturbed Mary either. A friend of the fisherman happened to witness the decapitation and he was disturbed by it. So disturbed that he started running away from the big, hairy monster with the scythe. The monster noticed this, and being the type of monster he was, started chasing this man, too. This man had just graduated from college, and was now going to pursue a career in track, so he actually managed to get away. Of course, now the monster was standing in the middle of town. This disturbed many of the townsfolk, and general panic ensued. To make a long, gruesome story short, and not so gruesome, the local police managed to terminate the big, hairy monster with the scythe, but not before several more heads were chopped off, including the mayor's and half the police department (two people). This wasn't what disturbed Mary either. What disturbed Mary was that none of this stuff disturbed her. (Irony?) Written 3-18-1996
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