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Pictured above, posing for self-portrait project in Color Theory class, Fall 2002. (Photo by Mark Russell.) Below, more useful tidbits on the real freak who writes and maintains Orpheus Laboratories.
| More Than You Ever Wanted To Know... | |
|---|---|
| Full Name: | David Thomas Dalton |
| Nicknames (plus pen names): | Camo Man, Howling Rat, Odin Von Zero, Dr. Ubu Orpheus |
| DOB: | 12 May, 1972 |
| Hair color: | brown |
| Eye Color: | hazely |
| Personality Type: | Taurus |
| Siblings & Their Ages: | Becky (29), Sarah (25), Milena (27), Auggie (19) |
| Location: | Johnson City, TN |
| School: | East Tennessee State University |
| Future School: | Miskatonic University |
| Best/Close Friends: | Daryel, Ben, Chris, Byron, Jason |
| Pets & Their Names: | There once was a dog named Bear (See pic **). I'd like to have a pet rat someday. |
| Job: | Student / Librarian |
| Things you like to do: | Watch movies, dig music, crossword puzzles, and sleep. |
| Things You Collect: | Records, books, Legos, Star Wars, Jack Chick comics |
| Words Or Phrases You Overuse: | "I'll try to restrain myself," "Fast 'n Bulbous!" |
| A Non-Sport Game Which You Enjoy: | Final Fantasy Tactics |
| Dream Car: | Chevy Van |
| Coolest Experience In Life: | Dreaming |
| Fave Thing To Do In The Summer: | Daydream |
| Fave Thing To Do In The Fall: | Daydream |
| Fave Thing To Do In The Winter: | Hibernate and daydream |
| Little-Known Talent You Possess: | Picking up stuff with my feet |
| Special Skills Or Talents: | Stupid noises and funny voices |
| Song That Couldn't Be Improved Upon: | "Marquee Moon" by Television |
| Character Traits You Look For Most In a Woman: | Quick brain, pretty face, nice hands |
| Future Goals: | Visit Europe. |
| Denomination (if any): | Fifty dollars (donations accepted!) |
| Church (if any): | Subgenius |
| Fave Music: | Acquired tastes... |
| Groups/Singers You Enjoy: | Can, Blue Oyster Cult, Capt. Beefheart |
| Fave Color: | Black |
| Fave Food: | Italian |
| Least Fave Food: | Jello / marshmallows (ecch!) |
| Funniest person you know: | Funkiest? |
| Fave Vacationing Spot: | Walt Disney World |
| Fave Subject: | Music, movies, wrestling, and art. |
| Fave Sport: | Pro Wrestling |
| Fave Book: | Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson |
| Fave Cartoon Characters: | Samurai Jack, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lupin III |
| Fave Actors & Actresses: | Warren Oates, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jena Malone |
| Fave Movies: | Once Upon a Time in the West, Star Wars series |
| Fave Animal: | Rat |
| Fave TV Shows: | The Young Ones, Bottom, WWE: Raw was War |
| Fave Day: | Payday |
| Fave Month: | May |
| Fave Holiday: | Halloween |
