Hello! I've a new list for you all! Just sit back, relax and if properly motivated, you find enlightenment to my all new list!:
More things to expect from life.
- That the board game, Mouse Trap, in any shape or form, will not work.
- That people from Europe (excluding Poland.) will always seem to be more attractive and exciting.
- T-shirt outlets sell all your least favorite clothing from five years ago.
- That the next hottest music group will be hyped as,"The next Beatles".
- Show me a second hand store, and I'll show you a housewife walking around, wearing a,"Boob inspector" T-shirt.
- "Three Card Monte Engineer" will never be considered a trade.
- Summer will always seem better somewhere else....
- Southerners will always find it difficult to shake that,"Married siblings" schema.
- Georgia will always be on your mind.
- McDonald's hamburgers are anything and everything but hamburgers.
- That Saturday Nite Live will always be funny again someday...
- Peeps will always be in your basket.
- and plastic grass will always stick to your peeps....
- Zalman King can't produce a film with an "All clothed" cast.
- Getting cravings for twinkies at the weirdest times.
- ....That our kids are telling the same damn jokes that we all told each other as kids.....