Hi again,
More not anything, I'd like to become famous for writing the lists that I write, but I somehow I doubt it. But if I do, I will be ready for my fall from stardom because I wrote....:
Ways to tell if you are a washed up celeberty.
- No one returns your calls except for the people who do the,"Old Navy" commercials.
- You become the new host of Fox Family Channel's,"Show me the Funny"
- Two words: Dinner Theater.
- People still call you by your T.V. name.
- Slash and the rest of the boys want you to sing for them again.
- You are the new host of an old game show.
- The Folks from VH1's,"Legends" are not calling you, but the folks from,"Behind the Music" are.
- You find yourself saying to the camera,"Yes, Victoria, this does wonders for my skin too!"
- . . .And the winner for best new artist is!....(insert you name here)
- If your last name used to be,"Spice"
- Two Words:Center Square
- Two Words:Color Commentator
- People walk up to you and call you,"Little Buddy"
- Drew Carey says to You,"Ok, Our next game is...."
- One Word:Syndication
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!