Technojunkie

God made man upright but he sought out many devices:
microchips and cars and trash compactors
denial and projection and displacement
Ramadan and Easter and Passover
magnetic resonance imaging, batting cages
electric toothbrushes, vibrators 
electroencephalograms, stereotactical cautery

(these puns only pretend to significance by category)

I am a eunuch for you, old friend.
Trust me with your daughter and wife.
I won't waste my seed like Onan
when I can plant it in your cybergarden's gigahectares. 
Do you have a 17" screen?

C.E. Chaffin


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