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What is the meaning of this bit of oriental writing?
Suggested answers :
1. Take not from cabbages as they don't have anything anyway... Except a lot of green. - Jaq
2. I've had to "go" for miles now and not a bathroom in sight! - Maxi Rose
3. One must try to become one wih everyone, and through one's oneness, one will finally understand - Juste
4. This writing doesn't actually mean anything, it just looks nice on the picture
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5. Hey, look at this novel idea for a diskette design below. Doh...drawn it a bit too small. Dern, page looks a bit blank now. What can I fill the rest of the page up with...hmm....ermm a raven over some squiggly wavy lines will do the trick - Robin
5. OhmygodIhopeIfindlandsoon - Hawk
6. That must have been a huge fart, look at the flames!! - Jimmy D
7. This - is - a - bird (for the really stupid folks out there...) - Moshe
8. The airspeed velocity of an unladen raven is... - Topaz
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What is a sure way to make a million pounds in less than three weeks?
Suggested Answers:
1. Get a job with the royal mint - Kevan
2. Blackmail? Kidnapping?? - Juste
3. Eat a million pizzas... - Jaq
4. Dunno, but if you find out, tell me. - Hawk
5. Buy every single combination of lottery ticket - Andrew
6. Hang signs round your neck that say "Don't give me a million pounds"... remember our conversation about people's ability to follow instructions? - Jimmy D
6. Engage a member of the royal family in carnal delights, then inform a british tabloid of the event - Dylan
7. Build up a multinational. Eventually you'll get millions a day! - Moshe
8. Charge a million pounds per use of your webpage - Warcraft 2 Guru
9. Build up a religious cult based on Tesco 9p a tin beans, then, when the timing is perfect, get everyone to perform mass money-giving to your bank account, in the name of the bean god - Bean Master
10. Don't be a student, for a start - Dyason |
