1. Djou sester hy kry hom die fifty rand maintenance by die maand vir hom se elke kend. Sy het die nege kenders. Hoeveel tjeld sy kry by die maand? 

2. Djy es 15 djare oud. Djou boetie hy stele hom die karre so hy es die 17. Hoeveel djare djy moet wag voordat djy kan baginne stele die karre? 

3. Djy koop hom die one pekket slaptjips. Djy stele hom die halfloaf om saam te eet. Soos djy kope die drie pekkets tjips, hoeveel die halfloafs djy moet steel? 

4. Djy het die sewe tanne by die mond. Djou pa hy is gasuip en hy slat hom die twee van helle uit. One week later die tsotsi's helle pak djou en helle slat noga ene yt. Djy drenk by die sjebeen die sprits en valle nogga ene yt. Hoeveel die tanne hy bly oor bo by die mond? 

5. Pa het hom die anner 5 kenners by jou antie. Twee van helle is dood by die TB. Een hy es gastekke by die mes. Hoeveel kenners djulle es nou saam? 

6. By djulle huis daar slaap 14 mense by die one room. Hoeveel die mense helle slaap by die two rooms? 

7. Djou ma hy werk. Sy pay one hundred rands by die wiek. Djou pa hy stele die tjeld yt die sak. Hy vat hom die fifty rand en koop hom die bier. Hoeveel tjeld bly by djou ma se sak oor om hom te koop die kos? 

8. Djou broer wat hy is groter as djy, hy steel hom die twee hoenners. Die judge hy gie hom 5 years harepad. Djou broer hy set two years toe maak hy die escape. Hoeveel djare het hy gascore? 

9. Daar ry nineteen passengers by die taxi. Soos hy djaag om die draai die deur hy gaat oop. Vyf manne helle donner yt. Hoeveel die ry nog saam met die taxi? 

10. Djy deel fokkel apples vir 6 manne. Hoeveel elkeen hy kry? 

1. Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload? 
 
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold? 
 
3. Rufus pimps 3 hos.  If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit? 
 
4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need? 
 
5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4.  If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how  many more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900? 
 
6.  Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how  much money will be left when he gets out? Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money? 
 
7.  If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free? 
 
8.  Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang.  What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up? 
 
9.  Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income? 
 
10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?