After finishing Liquid Dwarf, Rusty Dwarf, the four Steaks took a brief but well-deserved rest from their academic and musical endeavors. One evening, while relaxing in a Holborn House (aka Linn House) dorm room, they purposed that their next project should be rendered in the inherently pretentious (and, some might say, oxymoronic) medium of rock opera. Then, for some reason since lost to the vicissitudes of memory, someone brought up Buster Crabbe.
Buttsteak recalled a Readers' Digest Strange Stories and
Amazing Facts article which detailed Buster Crabbe's
mysterious disappearance during World War II. Ribeye objected
that that couldn't possibly be right because he had seen Buster
Crabbe make a guest appearance on the 1980s television series
Buck Rogers, starring Gil Gerrard. Buttersteak buttressed
the anti-disappearance view by remembering a Buster Crabbe
guest appearance on the 1960s Batman TV series. The
BCTRO story synopsis, conceived largely by Buttsteak, was an expert attempt at synthesizing a coherent narrative from the Steaks' wildly disparate recollections.
Although Buster Crabbe, The Rock Opera is a genuine group effort, it was constructed largely from contributions realized independently by the four Steaks. Unlike the songs on The music and the plot of Buster Crabbe revolve around
the numbers 5 and 6. The BCTRO project has not yet been
fully realized as originally conceived. Like Disneyland, it is
incomplete, and will remain so, as long as some spark of human
imagination survives in the world. Indeed, Buttsteak is currently
in the process of remastering and repackaging the original BCTRO
for a 10th anniversary release on CD.
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