I came home this morning
To a note on the door.
It read "Dear ex-boyfriend,
You don't live here no more."
She had thrown my possessions
Past the yard I just mowed.
Did she know they was comin'
To pave a brand new road?
Now all I've got now is a paved shoehorn.
What am I gonna do
With my asphalt socks to keep me warm at night
And every pothole in the world
Reminds me of you
So I bought a steamroller.
I know what I've gotta do.
Gonna buy me some asphalt
And pave right over you
Then you'll have that paved shoehorn
And every pothole in the world
Will be filled with a little bit of you...