Your vacuum cleaner's broken
And your house is never clean.
Your furniture is smoking
With a dust layer that's obscene.
Your refrigerator's rancid
And your beloved pets are dead.
So why don't you take a hint
SUCK MY LINT
Your bathroom fixtures are exploding
In a spray of liquid poo.
Your cat and goldfish are eroding
But there's nothing you can do.
I don't mean to be intrusive,
But your butt crack's showing too.
So please will you take a hint
SUCK MY LINT
Suck my lint, suck my lint
My navel's full of jam
Suck my lint, suck my lint
And then eat it with some ham
Suck my lint, suck my lint
My navel's full of jam
Suck my lint, suck my lint
And then eat it with some Spam
Suck my lint, suck my lint
My navel's full of jam
Suck my lint, suck my lint
And then eat it with some ham
Suck my lint, suck my lint
My navel's full of jam
Suck my lint, suck my lint
This whole thing is a sham
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