The cavemen too
they'd have a bite of rotten mammoth meat
A heave, a groan, and soon enough
there's vomit at their feet.

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Petrified vomit, petrified vomit. Many pretty colors.
Petrified vomit, petrified vomit. Souvenir for your brother.
Petrified vomit, petrified vomit. Love to see you dance.
Petrified vomit, petrified vomit. Let's go make romance.

So remember when you chug that beer,
the whiskey, wine and more,
in a couple million years
there'll be a nugget on the floor.

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